March Madness: Basketball Jokes
Q: What do basketball players and babies have in common?
A: They both dribble!
Q: What’s harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!
Q: Why do basketball players love cookies?
A: Because they can dunk them!
Q: Why should you not play sports in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs!
Q: What’s the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
A: One drools and the other dribbles.
Q: Why was Cinderella such a bad player?
A: Her coach was a pumpkin.
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Q: Why was Cinderella thrown off the team?
A: She ran away from the ball.
Q: Why did the basketball player go to the doctor?
A: To get lots of shots!